Medical Report

[Deuce Bigolo]

How about playing the whole course in the 19th hole?

cheers
B....OZ

[alec]

Further evidence in the case against golf -

There was a report during the week that a former (as in about 20 years ago I think) topless model had been expelled from her golf club when another member reported her previous career to the committee.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Yet it was ok for that member to crack one out over her!
Hypocritical bastard.

...actually for a minute there, I thought you was about to say you regularly T off with your fellow moddy chums.

[mart]

I'm not your bro, at least not until you give me the secret handshake.

Mart

[Holden MacGroyn]

It's easy.
It's the one where I slap you upside your head.

[woodgnome]

Holden MacGroyn wrote:

> ...actually for a minute there, I thought you was about to say
> you regularly T off with your fellow moddy chums.

you must be joking - we don't even like each other...

[Holden MacGroyn]

No, no. Don't spoil the illusion.
We like to think you guys all live in a house and take it in turns to operate the pc.
One of you down in the bowels of the cellar stoking up the fires (Phil)
One of you collating porn data and going blind (Alec)
One of you Dirty Harrying it on the keyboard (Woody)

There's probably a few more hidden away but the 3 of you are all chummed up.

One mod to stoke them,
One mod to bind them
And one mod to rule them.

Board of the Ringpieces.

[mart]

Ah I suspected as much. I was going to post the parallel in the Steptoe thread. But which of you three is the horse or should I say nag.

Mart