Political Bohemian Rhapsody

[Holden MacGroyn]

You dudes have got to check this out.
Damned funny.

[Pianaman]

Lol


The again there's also "Birmingham Rhapsody":

[Pervert]

brilliant !!

send it 2 Bimmercat he will love it !

[Holden MacGroyn]

I was thinking of heading this for Bimmsy but my nice side got the better of me. Doh!

[Pervert]

Would this be the nice side that you keep within the Holy Grail in Atlantis next to David Baddiel's talent?

[Holden MacGroyn]

How did you know about that?
It's a secret man.
Now I'll just have to kill you.
See, you just had to test my niceness.

[jj]

......has that niceness worked with Ms Elen?
I think you need to flex those muscles a bit more, young'un.



No, no, NO !!!

Not THOSE muscles !! God ! Stop It !!! Eeeurgggghhhh.......


Oh.... God..... I give up.
There's no helpng some people. Like that Magoo person.


BTW, Hello, Carac- hope all is well, and suitably, anodynically, and strictly absolutely non-offensively to race, creed or gender, or anything else that the LibDems have'nae yet thought of, Caledonian. Or possibly Orcadian.
Or, just generally Pictish, maybe Hebridean, Of the North, or mair like, Scots, which seems now to be the preferred address, so we'll gang alang wi' that', if that's all right with the generality.....
'an, now: here is an pome, specially for them's that of the Bit-that-the-Romans-nevr-conquered-ever-you-soft-southern-faIry-gobshites:

"Scots !! Wahae !! Whaur Dirty Wallace Shat the Bed !
An' Blamed it on His Bruther Ned.....
....the Haggis-yaffling, Caber-tossing, Bagpipe-bursting BASTARD.

[Written, humbly and with The Grace of God, in the Year of Our Lord 1344, at Twelve of This Houre, by His Grateful Sonne, Eck, (Alexander) although I might hae git the deet wrang, sarra, .......)


...Yes: I AM going for an online prize of how many adverbs I can fit into one sentence. But !! Be warned- my current record stands at 17. Altgogugh that was, admittedly, within three subclauses and a hanging hendiadys, and was after all, addressed to the the local Council,where you have to use an awful terrible amount of them to get your point across, I thinbk you'll find that an intimidating target.
If not, how about NMicholas Soames?

[Holden MacGroyn]

And where the hell do you think you've been young man?
You treat this place like a bloody hotel you stinking drunk.

Just wait til your Mag gets in.


As for Elen, once she see's my rippling six pack, she'll ask for a can of coke from it.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I knew you'd find it funny Bim.
If nothing else, you have to have a healthy sense of humour to follow politics.