That Magoo.......

[jj]

......'e's a right arseole.

........sorry: 'Arsehole', wiv a Capital A.
And an 'H', like you posh persons like it.


I hate him.


I really do.


Ohhh, end heeaarrrw are the rest of you chips, BTW, all bib 'n tucker? Best firmly-pressed stiff dicky up front, yah? Lovely, super, yah. Yum.

Billiards, anyone?
Miss Havisham? Gordon? Algy?


PS: Woodgnome: fuck off. This is private.

[Pervert]

Do I detect all is not well in JJ Manors?

[Holden MacGroyn]

He's gone downhill ever since he let Magoo stay for the weekends.

[Pervert]

It's almost like Dr JJ And Mr Magoo. He drank the secret formula (Newcy Broon) and hasn't been the same since.

[Holden MacGroyn]

They're probably both sitting at the same PC trying to focus long enough to find the "Enter" key.

It's why I never drink, that and the waking up nude chained to Buck Palace every morning.
Oh how I used to laugh when Fergie would play cricket with my love wicket.

[Pervert]

Three major rules for life:

Never drink and drive.

Never drink and post.

Never drink and let a member of the royal family take liberties with your person.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Well I was dazzled by her ginger hair.
I was trying to inform her that she should do something with it as ginger folk invariably look like they're related to Muppets.

Ah well, t'was worth it I suppose.


What are you doing up so late anyway Crax?

[Pervert]

This is my usual wandering around time. I am a creature of the night.

5 am postings are nothing unusual to me.

What about yourself? Shouldn't you be tucked up with a Brillo-pad minged member of the aristocracy?

[Holden MacGroyn]

That's only on Tuesdays.

Tonight is when I pull my hairs out trying to edit a fucking poxy piece of shite video.
I get all petulant and childish and throw DV tape across the room while screaming, "Oh fuck it. Bollocks then. I wont bother you cunt."

My PC just stares back at me, like Garfield but without the claws.

[Pervert]

In which case, I'll let you get on. Time for some food and a little telly.

See you later, mate.