Abi Titmuss....in your town!

[Rude Boy]

According to "Zoo" magazine the quite, quite beautiful Abi Titmuss plans a UK tour of nightclubs to promote her calendar! Fucking hell, that's the most excited I've got about a tour since 1994 and a certain rock band hitting the road to plug a masterwork entitled "The Division Bell."

There's lots of great shots of the uber babe too for a paltry ?1.20. So in the same month I'm going to get to see Abi Titmuss AND the mighty Anastacia, it's not a bad life is it?

(P.S She's shot wearing black underwear if you're reading this Illinnois Blue!)

[Illinoisblue]

Kind of sad to see Abi reduced to whoring herself in pikey towns to flog a few calendars.

Come on Rudey, you're a man of means; offer her a couple of grand and get her appearing in Knave - it's the least the poor girl deserves!

[Rude Boy]

"get her appearing in Knave - it's the least the poor girl deserves!"

Can you imagine how good that would be? You should see these shots of her, she looks so belter.

I suppose there is a bit of a late period David Brent vibe to nightclub appearances but I think she's doing ok. I hear that she's not far off being worth the magic million.

[IdolDroog]

I really dont understand this whole Abi Titmuss thing, shes naturally q.plain and tarted up only looks a bit attractive when done up like a whore. She only looks good really when shes so tarted up and airbrushed that shes unrecogniseable as her.
Im sorry but you see more striking and stunning looking women on the high street......

[Ace]

True IdolDroog, but I imagine most those lookers on the High Street don't do 3-in-a-bed and home-made porn videos 'waiting to be discovered'