AvP

[Mikey]

So, this weekend I have mostly been comparing the home video exploits
of Abi Titmuss and Paris Hilton.

In lieu of carrying out any of my own bedroom gymnastics, it goes
without saying ...

There are some pretty obvious comparisons and conclusions that can be
drawn ...

1) Both Paris and Abi are very attractive. Neither, however, are
natural blondes ...

2) Paris is positively child-like in her need for her blokey (the
obnoxious Rick Salomon) to reassure her that she's loved, that she's
attractive, that she has nice boobs, etc., etc. Abi just kinda takes
all that as read.

3) Rick Salomon, while having a very impressive cock, is a
narcissistic wanker (albeit a semi-decent cameraman). John Leslie on
the other hand, while also having an impressive cock, manages to
remember that the star of the show is not himself - it's his good
lady. But Mr. Leslie is a *shite* cameraman.

4) Both ladies clearly seem to be just going through the motions for
their men. Abi, at least occasionally, pretends that she's enjoying
it. Paris barely even bothers, except when she's frigging herself
while being pumped - at least then she seems to display some sort of
emotion. A lesson for all of us, I think ...

5) Both girls seem quite happy to give blowjobs. Just FYI ... for the
married men in here, a blowjob is when a lady sucks your cock ...

6) If you're looking for gynaecological detail, then the Abi video is
the one to go for (some decent bacon-sandwich shots). The Paris video
is a little light on the minge front ...

7) Paris comes across as a dizzy blonde in need of love. Abi comes
across as dizzy blonde in need of love that is happy to have another
girl shove a finger up her arse if it pleases her man. You decide ...

Yours in a Barry Norman stylee ...

Mikey

[Deuce Bigolo]

Thanks for that but I'd already drawn my own conclusions

Celebrities don't hold a candle to REAL female Pornstars

cheers
B....OZ

[woodgnome]

if that's the case then severina zuckovic must be the exception that proves the rule (not exactly a household name, i admit but she's HUGE in serbia, apparently...). a 'professional' performance by any standards, i'd have thought.

[Pianaman]

Yes - the Severina Vuckovich video is outstanding. Especially considering she was supposed to be such a "good" girl (well she was I suppose)

[Deuce Bigolo]

Not having seen it I'll take your word for it

Always an exception to any generalisation...must be the thirt something factor over all the twenty somethings who seem to be shot by the camerman from hell...all part of the celeb bollocks I expect given that many clips are fakes

Not Surprised she's big in Serbia given she's a Croatian?

They must make exceptions with Pop Stars



cheers
B....OZ

[mart]

A special award to woodgnome for an outstanding post of oneupmanship.

Mart

[adultwebmaster]

I thought this was a thread for 'Alien versus Predator' at first.

[colin]

I'd hardly call Abi Titmuss dizzy. she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders.

[Trumpton]

Oh I see!

When I read AvP I thought this thread was going to be about Anti-Virus Protection.