possible joke....

[Lizard]

A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers please?"
The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's teenage daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says, "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!"
They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"
He replies, "OK, let's check!" He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?"
"Yes, both of them!"

[Ace]

I KNOW you are a respected forumite, but PLEEEEEASE send funny jokes and not use American terms like 'Sneakers'
That said, it WAS a piss poor 'joke'........even if you had reverted 'sneakers' to trainers

[Lizard]

I dont fuckin write them Ace, I just copy and paste, but having read it again, it wasn,t really that funny at all.

I,ll get me coat.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Its that not that hard and theres plenty of characters to take the piss out of

Ace had just finished His maiden Plumbing Job for the Toupe shop
As business was a bit slow he took payment in the form of a top of the range "Shirley Temple" piece

See...easy peasy

cheers
B....OZ