Piss Poor Double Acts

[Ace]

Leading on from Ant & Dec...............who are/were the worst, piss poor double acts that appeared on TV?
I nominate the piss poor Little and Large who really were gash. TV Hell is apt in this description.
Best double act was Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street, now they could show Morcombe and Wise a thing or two about comedy and timing

[steve56]

little and large were ok at 1st but after a while like a lot of tv then got boring,

[Cate]

The Crankies were appalling, some old Scottish Women 4 foot something wearing a school uniform, sitting on some guys lap pretending to be a ventriloquist, very strange, as were Cannon and Ball. Bobby Ball and that moustach very suspect.

Cate.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Worst...
Bush & Blair
Morcambe & Wise. Sorry, but I find them as funny as shooting my cock with a nail gun.
"Oh you gotta luv them int ya!"......No you fucking don't.

The Best....
Beavis & Butthead. They rule like no others have ever ruled before.
Skinner & Baddi....CUNT CUNT CUNT

[Ace]

Cannon and Ball were also piss poor, and do you know how they make a living now?
They tour Christian churches as 'Born Again Christians' giving speeches for inflated prices.

[steve56]

fran and anna were a pain in the arse.

[steve56]

she was a midget or gidget?

[Cate]

Bob Carolgees and that spit the dog from TISWAS, god that guy annoyed the hell out of me, I always secretly hoped spit the dog would sik his ball sack alas it never happened, another damned annoying paring were Rod Hull and Emu, dam there are so many to choose from.

Cate.

[Cate]

she was a midget or gidget?

what ever she is im glad she aint a widget, hate to see that at the bottom of my can of draught Ale.

Cate.

[Ace]

I sold a video to a squaddie of 'this minor celebraty with his hand up a birds arse' about 10 years ago, and gave him a Rod Hull and Emu tape. He promptly sold it on to a Gurkha, I think........they love that shit!!