Big decision

[Pervert]

Do we get Quincey or Sam Ryan to perform the autopsy/post mortem on this forum. God, I've seen an ITV schedule with more life in it.

[Lizard]

Wassup Cracas, have you got PMT?

[Pervert]

No, I was looking forward to some witty banter (or failing that, Holden slagging everyone off) in here, only to find it as lively as an English wedding reception.

Oh well, back to cyberstalking, then.

[eduardo]

I agree that it's certainly gone flat lately.

I've been trying to find some topical/emotive stuff myself to kick it off but I've currently no inspiration.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Don't worry about the autopsy lets just go straight to the burial

I'd recommend getting a coffin hand made from west africa
Very colorful and made to any shape you care to imagine

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

What---no autopsy? And deprive Jack Klugmann the opportunity to feel up some 20-something glamourpuss before going on the ("There are kids dying out there!") campaign trail? You've no soul, Buttsy.

More poignant would be an Amanda Burton unfocused gaze into middle distance while announcing in her gentle, north Ireland voice that there was some suspicious aspects to the death of the OT forum: ie wounds made by a truncheon and police boots, and a sign hung around the neck saying "Chav scum must die" or "Smoke my beef, bitch."

Sorry. Wittering away.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Thats right I've no soul and neither can I jump

I'm must be white

If you must delve deeply inside the cadaver just remember who used to lurk down there at the core...JJ the dictionary

Maybe they could make a serial out of it

C.S.I. Unbidled Bullshit

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

He can be the Ghost of Christmas Pedant.

[Deuce Bigolo]

A fitting role

One Mart could eventually grow into...he's got the pedant down pat

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

That is true.