Thin, skinny birds...

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Lizard
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Thin, skinny birds...

Post by Lizard »

Gotta love em!......mmmm, skinnier the better, and tits like peanut smugglers.

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Pervert
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Re: Thin, skinny birds...

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So, Lizard fancies Paris Hilton then, or is it Tara Palmer-Boomptier?
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Holden MacGroyn
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Re: Thin, skinny birds...

Post by Holden MacGroyn »

A million punds I've just beat S56 from saying "Thin Lizzy".

What a cracker of a joke ahahahaha......tool

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Lizard
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Re: Thin, skinny birds...

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I,d bang both of them, and use Nicole Kidmans fanny as an ash tray!

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Re: Thin, skinny birds...

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Sorry, but Nicole is getting way too thin.
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Re: Thin, skinny birds...

Post by Holden MacGroyn »

She's also a ginger.
I would have to refuse her entry to my love palace.

Demi Moore, Salma Hayek & Angelina Jolie would be more than fucking welcome though.
As I have claimed them, you can't have them.

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Lizard
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Re: Thin, skinny birds...

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"As I have claimed them, you can't have them."

Bit too late for that Holdup! the deeds done.

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Holden MacGroyn
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Re: Thin, skinny birds...

Post by Holden MacGroyn »

No, no that's you dreaming again.
They are here in my bed saying "Is that Lizard talking shite again?"

Hang on bro, one sec...what's that Demi? Yes that's right, he probably has got a two inch pecker. What's that Angie? Oh I know he probably couldn't get laid in a morgue...Hey Salma, stop doing that, it's well pervy.


Sorry Lizo where was I.

Yeah, I rule and you don't.

Now go find your own harem.
Have Mandy Dingle for starters with her massive flapping bingo wings.

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Lizard
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Re: Thin, skinny birds...

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Ah! Mandy dingle, the famous 'salad dodger' of our time, I would,nt waste any sweat on her matey, I would rather fuck Zak!

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Re: Calista Flockheart

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shes the best for skinny birds..............bar none, and YES, I would!!

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