The Perfect lunch

[Arnold Layne]

Well I just had

Cheese & mushroom omlette, chips & beans

in the local cafe wit me spars

and 4 afters

spotted dick and custard (No puns people!)


and it was fucking horror show!

[Holden MacGroyn]

Depends on the mood.
On Friday, I took the rather pleasant Ms MacGroyn to a lovely Chinese place over in Hayes for a stunning lunch.

Whereas other times, I'll go for a Mexican.
GIVE ME SPICE TIL I DIE.

[Arnold Layne]

Shit and theres me trying not to show my true chavness by the H'meister getting all classy on me!

I used to have Shitting chicken? (as we call it rand here) ?2.99 special 2 pieces, wings, chips, and a can of CX!~DA'#S well it tastes like coke, 30 mins later, shitting through the eye of a needle, hence the "Shitting chicken" but hey post pub grub,

[Holden MacGroyn]

There's a place up on The Grove that sells some serious hunger buster food.
Get a chicken burger, chips & coke for 1.99 and make sure to get the chilli sauce on the burger and chips.
It truely is the most fucking hardcore chilli.

In fact, I'm off to mug a granny for ?2.

[Arnold Layne]

Don't do it H! I'll send u some scans of my luncheon vouchers! and u can print em out?

[Cate]

My perfect lunch, Spam, rice and garden peas, the spam cut up and added to the rice and the garden peas on the side, scrummy.

[steve56]

bit cold for spam cate,i had lasagne earlier with 2 cappachinos followed by a cheeseburger and tea.

[Cate]

steve56 wrote:

> bit cold for spam cate,i had lasagne earlier with 2 cappachinos
> followed by a cheeseburger and tea.


Anytime is a good time for spam, the pinkest of the meats, well second pinkest.

[steve56]

used to like luncheon meat in a sandwich but stopped having it it didnt seem to taste the same to me.

[Lizard]

WHAT!!!!!, have you got a tape worm, you greedy bastard!