Home Office - Not as poncy as we thought

[Officer Dibble]

Was buoyed to hear that the Home Office and immigration service were actually earning their public sector pensions this week. Seems they came up with a cunning plan to stop East European Pikeys sneaking over her and claiming all our luverly social security benefits - they sent a couple of chaps over there to stand by the boarding gate at the airport and simply stopped anyone who looked a bit Pikeyish from getting on the plane. Now, why can't we extend this enlightenment and clarity of thinking to the rest of the public sector?


Officer Dibble