As you know, I am a right cunt!, still dont let that put you off buying me an expensive present ( I dont like co-op Y fronts) or white Nylon socks, there should be a law to stop people wearing those, anyway dont tell me what your getting me, but dont be a fucking tightwad either.......ps, does MC Hammer have a sandcrab in his trolleys, only I just saw a clip of him dancing, what a soft twat he is, sorry to hear about the Lager situation, are you sure you had some in the first place? I only ask because when you shat on the floor of the pizza hut in Newcastle, you insisted there was a toilet there a minute ago, even though there wasn,t, and I thought maybe you had been hallucinating, I know I have.....
I will send you a pair of war lasses kecks, as soon as I can chip them of the wall.
Attention Magoo
Attention Magoo
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