Ostrich Shops?

[Lizard]

You lookin to eat one, befriend one, or shag one Maggs? I only ask cos I,m nosy.....

[Deuce Bigolo]

Ossie Ostrich has been out of work for eons and is in desperate need of a home



then theres always the ostrich resource centre

cheers
B....OZ

[Lizard]

Didn,t see it mate, remember..."ya cant give booze to a baby".

[Lizard]

Jeera Curry, hotter than a boilermans snatch, dont do it!!, think of the mess, dont be attempting one of those things this late at night....fry an egg.
and pour chilli sause over it.
You will thank me in the morning.

[diplodocus]

here you go mate



or you could just go to my local curry house, they do ostrich curry, and veal...it's great for winding up the veggies

[Ace]

Liz, email me and I will send the shameless episode, it WAS a belter, loved the squaddie getting a blowie whilst his truck gets robbed. Typical squaddies! tut!