New Years Eve...

[Lizard]

What do people think? is it a nightmare or do you look forward to it, I cannot be arsed going anywhere nice these days, as I tend to get drunk and upset everyone, of course I dont mean to, but I still do, perhaps I,ll just stay in and shag the girl across the lane, if she,s doing nowt!, she,s been gagging for it since I moved...."the hoofed beast rode me like the incubous bitch I was".......

[Pervert]

Once upon a time it was an excuse to get tanked up, visit folk, drink their booze, and honk up in their punch bowl. With the relaxation of licensing laws over the years, it's lost whatever appeal it had. Nice cup of tea and a slice of madeira cake sounds much preferable these days.

[Lizard]

Your always soooooo sensible Carac, I may just take your advice, after Iv,e banged the lass opposite of course..

[Pervert]

In yer dreams. What could she possibly see in you---the green skin, the eyes at either side of your head, the foot-long tongue? Ah, right.

[Pervert]

Bad news, Katalin---the ugly naked guy opposite is Lizard.

[Lizard]

Yes Katalin, just me and you and some hot chocolate and muffins..........and maybe a romantic movie, or some shepherds pie, we could play cards and slag everyone off.........No! wait what am I saying, the girl over the lane would be devastated!!, I dont want to be responsible for her grief, when she finds out I have been having a cosy night in with a gorgeous porn star.....
Oh I,m in crisis! give me a second would you while I decide.
Right what time K, your place or mine?

[Lizard]

There was no need for that, ya wee scotch arsewiper!, I was in there....

[Pervert]

Heh-heh-heh!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Best time of the year to catch it or pass it on

Go on give us a smooch babe

Don't worry bout the cold sore its only a small one

cheers
B....OZ

PS Good luck with your charity work in the lane...a good samaritans work is never done