Things that happen in porn but not in real life

[Deuce Bigolo]

Golf lessons

At least i don't thing Marino is a Golf professional

cheers
B....Oz

[mart]

Oh dear!!! I hope Ace isn't going to be sadly disappointed.

Mart

[Red vee]

You've watched Marcus Allen films too then?

[Ned]

The same ex I had that loved anal (harder the better) liked DP, but that was just me (usually anally) and her using a dildo. Never two blokes.

Why did we ever break up? (I hear you asking).

Great sex but totally incompatible personalities.

[Ace]

sorry I haven't posted for 24 hrs, been installing a new tank for a couple of nympho twin sisters with hairy minges, They paid IN FULL and 'sorted me out' with a nice tip!!

Things like this don't happen in plumbing either

[stevie celt]

Before Fiesta it was Parade and Carnival.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Let me the guess

Your tip was a collectors edition of ginzu steak knives?

You lucky bastard

cheers
B....OZ

[myson]

Here Ace,
That must have been the job you knicked off of me
If you get another job for them and need a hand gimme a shout

Myson