texture of.....ahem....spem!

[Chemical Robbie]

Since I can remember I've always enjoyed a good honest wank, and over the years my technique has got better and better, but I've noticed a difference in my output! LOL!
When I was younger my cum was a really bright white blobby sticky texture, bit now it's more runny than it used to be, and not the gleaming white that it was.
My question is, have any of the male proffesionals noticed a change?
and also, what do the ladies prefer?

I've also heard that if you eat lots of pineapple, your 'sex wee' tastes better? Is this true, or maybe theres another trick to this?
Rob.

[Chemical Robbie]

OK, so I meant Sperm, before anyone mentions it!

[Lizard]

Fucking hell .......WAY! too much information Robbie, get some therapy.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Contact Dr Marino

What did he prescribe previously...cellery to hide bad taste & vitamins to turn it green

Shampee for shiny black hair

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

I find that ingesting vast quantities of copper sulphate* gives mine a rather pleasing pastel green shade


* (Under no circumstances try this, unless you're fed up with life.)

I remember Private Eye years ago claiming that Ken Livingstonehad been stopped by Customs on the way back from the US with some dodgy stuff, which turned out to good for flavouring your baby gravy.

[Deuce Bigolo]

This pastel green,does it glow in the dark?

Just asking for those who haven't experimented with the lights on yet

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

It does tend to attract moths, funnily enough.

Hey, what a chance to resurrect an old thread.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Afraid not,my expert knowledge only goes as far as Grounded Birds of the non-feathered variety

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

Sorry, it has to be done.

[Deuce Bigolo]

On that cue I'll just be leaving

11.45am........time for breakfast

cheers
B....OZ