Johnathan King....still in prison?

[Guilbert]

Many prisoners who are still in prison are allowed
out for days or weekends to prepare themselves
for the outside world.

Remember the row when 'Lord' Archer was supposed
to be out working at a theatre, and was found eating
at a fancy restaurant.

Jonathan was probably just cruising Oxford St to
see if there were any good looking lads around.

Guilbert

[Red vee]

According to todays papers he's still inside and making money from Dead man weds on ITV1, he composed the theme and making money from royalties etc.

[nachovx]

He's probably having a great ole time if he's in an open hotel. Singin' Everybodies gone to the moon and shagging a warder (at same time) cos a lot of them r pooftas.

[eduardo]

He wouldn't be in an open prison. Only low risk non violent prisoners are in those.

There's definitely no paedophiles or sex offenders in open prisons either. They are considered high risks because most of the other inmates want to beat the crap out of them.