Message From Magoo

[Holden MacGroyn]

A message from Magoo as I am on the fone to the Northern cunt as I type;

"Computer totally down. No chance of answering emails or visiting the forum in the forseeable future. No intention to spend money on new computer. Will occasionally check emails via a relatives computer.
Many thanx to Ace, he knows what for.
Don't worry Frank, the Valencia episode of Drunken Lesbo Sluts has been captured for prosperity.

P.S. Sorry to hear about the herpes, Lizard you horrible Mancunian wretch."


The above is actually legit so please don't fill his inbox asking, "Is this a joke."

[Holden MacGroyn]

Can you get in touch with Maggie please as he is fucking annoying the tits off of me.

[Deuce Bigolo]

So your fluent in translating Drunkenese Holden,Man of many talents

Guess I'll just start filling Magoos inbox with the adventures of Sab Jo aboard Admiral Krag in Hi-Res....her hairs never been so shiny

Nothing worse than making the trip to your Mums and finding your inbox empty

cheers
B....OZ

[Holden MacGroyn]

I don't know how much shit he can store or more to the point how much shit he already has, nor do I know when he'll be checking it, so go light on those high res images incase they start bouncing back.

As for the translation, hours of practice dude.

[Lizard]

The tight Geordie ball sucker, he,s got a perfectly good sinclair Z5, with 2oz of RAM, and a soft drive, he,s just too tight to use it, " My Inbox is full".......I bet it is, with drunken sailors, and half eaten kebabs, I feel sooooo sorry for him, I am flying up there tomorrow, to take him out for lunch, then off for a spot of 'malling' in the Metro centre, as for you Holden! I love you, you sports bra wearing, transvestite loving, girdle sniffing filcher...

[Deuce Bigolo]

I've got the same set-up with yahoo.co.uk

Storage is set at 250mbs

Unless you'd kept everything since Adam was a boy you'd be lucky to get near it but then knowing the state of Magoo Mansions you could be right

I'll just send an email titled "Free Shiny Black Hair Samples" here and see what happens

More power to you deciphering his cryptic emails
Almost as bad as JJs when he's speaking Drunkenese

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

Pass on my regards to the ginger one, Holden. Oh, and tell him Steve, Dibble and Mac Daddy will be visiting him soon.

[Deuce Bigolo]

I hear Magoo boarding up as you write,empty pizza cartons,all available wood

If you do make it inside it Cushions & Rugs and please remove your shoes at the door

Computer breaks down and then real life kicks in

How about a game of bridge boys?

cheers
B....OZ