I hate...

[Officer Dibble]

Supermarket parking bays - they're not frigging wide enough! Doesn?t it piss you right off when you go down the supermarket (or most any other car park for that matter) and you have to make like a fuckin' limbo dancer and contortionist to get out of your motor via the 12 inches that you door will open before coming to rest on the Ford Focus at the side of you? Jeez!

Never mind. Come the revolution I'll issue a decree stating that all the parking bays across the land must be reconfigured to add at least another half metre to their width. I'll also see to it that all those (probably public sector sorts) who connived in this snidey attempt to make motorists like difficult, are brought to account.



Officer Dibble

[Lizard]

Well done Dibble, keep up the good work, I,m campaigning for everyone who doesn,t drive like me ie-: a right cunt, should loose thier motor...

[Deuce Bigolo]

Possible Solutions

1.Weight Watchers/Extreme Sport to lose the 12 inches?
2.Get a Mini
3.Get your Motorcycle back on the road
4.Get one of your Servants to do the Shopping
5.Shop from Home

cheers
B....OZ HelpFully Yours

PS I do enjoy walking to the Supermarkets and chuckling at all the Drivers, driving round and round looking for a park,specially at X-Mas & Easter Time

Wouldn't suprise me if Supermarket Carparks were the pre-cursor to Road Rage

[mart]

The lengths (or should it be widths) that some people will go to just so we will all think they've got a bigger car.

Mart

[nachovx]

It does seem the average car park space is designed around the Nissan Micra, anything bigger and you're hemmed in.

But what about the women drivers (almost exclusively) who when they pull into an empty car park and where the car stops is where it stays. Usually straddling 2 bays.

Then there are the pensioners who use your door as a resting post for theirs to haul themselves out of the car.

[Rem]

Maybe Dibble you should get a smaller cheaper car, more in the price range of us ordinary mortals, maybe you need such a BIG ONE to carry your cash in? Had the sat nav condemned yet?

[Officer Dibble]

"Maybe Dibble you should get a smaller cheaper car, more in the price range of us ordinary mortals, maybe you need such a BIG ONE to carry your cash in? Had the sat nav condemned yet"

Leave it out Rem, I need a top motor to properly reflect my status as 'a cool dude', never mind transporting my 'wad'.

Sat nav is well cushty. I know my way round the whole UK (thanks to my days in commercial transport). However, sat nav can guide you across the UK, directly to someone's front door! But fear not, I've just acquired a Vectra SRi estate to 'smoke about in' this will save putting unnecessary miles on mi M3 cab, and since it is sat nav free, shouldn?t interfere with 'your electronics' next time you visit my manor for a wonderfully gratuitous business lunch.


Officer Dibble

[The Last Word]

I've noticed any semi-empty car park or public parking space soon becomes infested with those bloody annoying skateboarders these days. Could we make it legal to run them over? Might knock a few points off insurance, but I'm sure most drivers wouldn't mind.

[Officer Dibble]

And another thing. I also hate those able-bodied fuckers who park in the disabled parking bays right next to the supermarket door. It's well annoying that 95% of folks seem to respect them (i.e. leave them free for the disabled) but others blithely plonk their motors there, either because they are sociopaths and don't give a fuck about anyone else, disabled or not, or because they are morons and don't have any thoughts at all. I've often seen this happening and have felt an insistent urge to go over to the miscreant and say "Oi! U disabled then? ...No? Well shift yer fuckin? motor to the back of the car park, or I'll chin yer, and then you'll be able to park there legit"!


Officer Dibble - speaking up on community issues

[nachovx]

Try parking like this dude

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