Guess Who's Got Paris Hiltons Fonebook!

[Holden MacGroyn]

Damn Vin Diesel can be a cranky bastard!
I only foned him to say I thought XXX was a load of donkey bollocks.

I'd post it, but the mods' delete me within seconds.

I hope Avril Lavegne wasn't too offended by my calling her an ugly troglodyte moose face cunt.

Now if only some would hack Baddiel...or maybe just his head.

[Deuce Bigolo]

So how did you come by that?

Doing some interior decorating for Paris or did you find it on ebay under PUBLICITY SEEKING WHORES COLLECTABLES?

I hope when you FONED you were doing your best PARIS accent
otherwise their likely to think she's had the much needed sex change
to match her little boy figure

God knows she's done enough damage to the female of the species

cheers
B....OZ

[nachovx]

There u go

Give Christina Aguilera a ring if you want!

[Pervert]

Why bother, she'd probably just stick it through her nose.

[The Last Word]

Err......isn't this sort of thing better left on Popbitch?

[colonel]

Someone else who posts there too!

[slamdaddy]

Holden, you stole my thunder, I was going to do the exact same thing to Vin Diesel.