Silly News-Real News is so Dull

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B....OZ

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I fear any car journey I undertake in future will involve police chases and armed reponse units given my chuffy bott.

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Maybe if you re-route this excess energy through the muffler you'll go undetected

Seriously I get the impression their ownly after the serial offenders,Lizard & Magoo who have taken this crime to another level

Starts with farting in the car and ends up with exploding public toilets

Its got to be stopped

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B....OZ

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Let's just hope they never go to the facilities in the Sellafield Visitor Centre.

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Theres plenty of scope for them to put in an appearance

The Visitors Centre presents a unique educational experience and contains interesting and innovative exhibitions

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B....OZ

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Plutonium panic as poo hits porcelin pan

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Hate to rain on your parade but the stories of cherry bombs blowing up toilets,let alone excessively strong farting is a myth

I know this cos I watch Mythbusters,described as Jackass meets Mr Science

Its on the disney discovery channel so its got to be true

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B....OZ

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Damn! Another illusion shattered.