Holdens Brain for sale!!

[Lizard]

I have just seen Holdens brain for sale on e-bay, it,s quite expensive (?30) so far, but it has had only one owner and little use, apparantly the bike riding, kung foo, follically challenged,fore-eyed wankster doesn,t need it anymore.
I wont be bidding, I shall go for Magoo,s, as at least it has some humour in it, and a lot of alcohol..

[Pervert]

I put in an offer of a box of Swan Vestas, which is roughly what I thought it was worth, but that bid's been topped by someone offering a Bay City Rollers album.

[Lizard]

Tough luck that Carac!... you should have gone with your Harry Secombe collection. Or maybe one of your old hernia relief supports!, no one could turn that down!

[Pervert]

Yeah, but I could afford to give away a box of matches---not my valuables.

[Lizard]

Nice to see a man with his priorities in the right order, try them with a Andy Stewart single, you must have plenty of those..
I,m up to my tats in the snow please!

[Pervert]

I use my Andy Stewart singles to scare the common people away.

We're meant to be getting more snow overnight. Oh joy. Why do people get so excited about cold rain?

[Arnold Layne]

I saw him at the computer fair last weekend, he's ok after the transplant, but has been getting a bit punchy, as he walks along he starts twitching, ready to kung fu some crazy fool, but there isn't actually anyone there bless him. After not being abale to walk around the entire computer fair without venturing to the bogs to powder my nose, I see the Holden in there putting his head back together, like the geezer in that film Bad taste, you know the film that Peter Jackson made well before Lord of the ringers?

[Deuce Bigolo]

Well I never

Holden Macgroyn 'The man with 2 brains'

Would certainly explain all those tourettes inspired threads...internal conflict

I suppose once he's NORMAL he'll just be talking shite and being cynical like the rest of us but minding his Ps & Qs

cheers
B....OZ

[Holden MacGroyn]

Well I outbid myself, then I haggled and bought my brain off of myself for a tenner.
I think you'll agree with me when I say it was a steal.




....bastards