Shit Stories -on the nose

[Deuce Bigolo]

How much can you exaggerate a story

Even Magoo would be proud of some of these SLIGHT exaggerations



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B....OZ

[Holden MacGroyn]

Fucking excellent stuff Buttsie!

[Pervert]

Everyone seems to have a brown bomber tail (sorry, tale).

[Deuce Bigolo]

Thats why they halted the carnage at page 19

Too much of a good thing is very bad

I'm still yet to be convinved that one person could fill a toilet bowl so full they'd need a branch from outside to plunge it down

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B.....OZ

[Pervert]

You'd be surprised.

A mate, admittedly a notorious bullshitter, claimed that in the army they give you stuff to keep you from needing to crap daily. The trouble is, he claimed, that when you do go, you need a hacksaw to break it into manageable flushes.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Liquid cement or a butt plug?

Be much easier to make the Toilets systems bigger

Those in Outback OZ were always on the big side,infact many users complained they weren't worried about the redback spiders under the seat but falling in after letting loose the BIG ONE

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B....OZ

[Lizard]

Makes me wonder how you came accross this site Buttsie!, I hope your not a faecal freak!, or were you doing some research on Lord of the rings? still at least we know what Magoo,s been up to these past few weeks..
and if Holden thinks it,s "Fucking Excellent" see if you can find a site that tells you what to do with unwanted arse hairs!, he,ll love you forever...
I worry about that Lad sometimes!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Some other thread filled my mind with Shit and after that its all a Blur

Maybe next week I'll venture into toilet land again

cheers
B....OZ