The Tourretic Bastard Party Political Broadcast

[Holden MacGroyn]

Can I count on your fucking votes please?
I'd very much like to stand at the next election and along with my deputy, Maddog Magoo, and win the hearts and confidence of the public.

I swear to legalise all kinds of shit and tell Bush exactly where he can stuff his chimp like face.

Of course, I will have party whips and shit; see my trust secretary Sandie Caine & Rusty Stick.

[Deuce Bigolo]

No

Had quite enough of your parties female candidates on blind dates

cheers
Deuce Bigolo

[Pervert]

So you are the Tourretic Tone, with Magoo as your Prezza (or Two Tabs, perhaps)?