Ode To Wendy Taylor!

[Lizard]

Wendy Taylor shes so fit, she makes me small nuts ache!
I wish she,d come and visit me, for tea and lemon cake
I think we,d have a lovely time, and I could make her grin
If only she could steel herself, for all that scaley skin
Her bottom is so perfect, her eyes are crystal clear
That must come from drinking tea, and not that nasty beer
Everytime I watch her films,it always makes me laugh
I only last 2 mins, and then she makes me ..splaff!!

Int sherry brilyant.

[Pervert]

Beat that, Andrew so-called Motion!

Nice pome, Liz, but the lovely lady deserves lovelier verses.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I think the one I wrote about Sandie was better.

Sandie....
Do you feel randy....
Could I cum in handy....
Sandie, oh Sandie....
Are your legs bandy....
Like that dude Ghandi....
I think you're quite dandy....
And I bet you taste like...candy....
Oh Sandie....
Have you got a mate called Mandy......
So you can lez it up like Andy Pandy.....
Oh Sandie...
I think you're....grandy....
Now let's have email sex

[Pervert]

Certainly beats mine to the object of my desires. Couldn't get any further than:

Chanta,
Can I buy you a Fanta.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Keep working it bro.
It has potential.

Chanta,
Can I buy you a Fanta,
I'll even dress as Santa
And enjoy a little banter
Before I bone you.

[Pervert]

If only I had your poetic talent, Holden.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Well I'm sure it'll brush off just like my foul mouthed tourretic nature did.

Bit quiet here of late isn't it?
I seem to say that everytime I come back.


Oh hark back to the days of lively banter and mega deletions.
I haven't been deleted in almost a year!

Could a mod show me some forum love please...

[Pervert]

Woody would have to have a heart of solid granite not to grant your request

Any word on Magoo?

[Holden MacGroyn]

No sober ones....

[Deuce Bigolo]

Classic case of o/t forum withdrawal symptoms and I'm not even a qualified Doctor

At least posting Bullshit gives ones life a sense of purpose and meaning
no matter how minute

cheers
B....OZ Self deluded...yeah baby thats me

PS Nice Poetry...Its got potential....toilet paper springs to mind for some reason