When I die...

[mart]

......I want to have bench in my memory so that I can be sat on.

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Mart

[Officer Dibble]

Friggin' 'ell mart, this is the most interesting and relevant post you have ever made. A genuinely horny babe wearing erotic clobber with some panache and no discernable connections to the cult of chav. I haven?t seen one of these for yonks. Top marks.


Officer Dibble - credit were it's due

[Holden MacGroyn]

Wow!
Who is that chick?

[lovemunkey187]

Nah she's a chavette.

You can tell by the parting in her hair, fringe brushed forward rest of hair dragged back.

Still tdy though.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Monkeyboy, I'd slap you for that man.

She's no Chavette.

WHO THE FUCK IS SHE SO I CAN STALK HER.

ALEC...ALEC YOU KNOW EVERYTHING, WHO IS SHE???

[mart]

I don't know who she is but I've got lots more pics of her....phnarrr phnarrr.

Mart

[Holden MacGroyn]

Well then link us up Marty boy and all shall be forgiven...

[Lizard]

Steady on Holden you rampant spermchucker, she,s called 'Benchgirl', and regularaly appears throughout the Country sitting on............Benches' sharing her assets with all of us! nice eh? she will be appearing near you soon, so make sure you have a nice 'woody' for her!, none of this iron bench malarky, it,s too cold on her fanjita!
Oh! and Mart, have you been taking drugs? only thats almost a 'real posting' of a high calibre...

[Holden MacGroyn]

I searched Yahoo for Bench Girl like a total pleb and found fuck all you slag.
Now help me out dammit.