What is wrong with bobs cock?!

[Sparky wilton]

Ok I know its wrong to look for so long, but waht the fuck is up with bobs cock?

You know the guy, hes the lighting assistant and stand in cock for ben dover...Remember? cool.

Well is it just me or every time that guy is about to jizz, his cock just seems to twist round and bend like its trying to turn around and kill him. And in bummed out in britain, he ruins one of the best scenes ever with "katy" by letting go of his cock and you can see it just twist round like a dish cloth getting rung out.

I swear you actually hear him make a scared screeching noise and he says "NO!" then he sprays her in the face, I need the sound turned down to watch it and even then its rough going.

So give me the real truth, is it just me? or is it wrong for someones dick to end up looking like a cork screw when he comes?

Ladies and gentlemen of th jury, the prosecution rests...

[frank]

no its definently not normal...and after pointing that out I may never be able to watch my ben dover movies again...thanks mate!

[jj]

If you think that's weird, try a look at Kyle Stone's dick (US)......it'a like a horrible dead white thing. EEEuuurrrggghhh.
I'm now going to look at lots of nude ladies to restore my hetero cred.

[Sie]

May be he used it far to often and it strunck. I'm not the lad who looks so why do you? only joking.
maybe it worn out and very small can't say I looked.
Okay, I really don't know at all.

[David J]

Compared to some, it looks OK. It's amazing how many guys in porn have odd cocks. Some are bent like a banana (Jake Steed, Christophe Clark), some look like they've been circumcised with garden shears (e.g. Erik Everhard), but worst of all, IMHO, are those with ugly blemishes, e.g. Alain Deloin has a mole on the underside of his cock that likes like a fleck of shit every time he does anal. And I swear there is some Euro guy with a big patch of white tissue along the side of his cock - dunno if it is a scar or some kind of skin disease.

Since in most porn vids the guy's cock is in extreme close-up for most of the time, you would think the producers would at least make sure the guys have cocks that don't make you want to throw up.

[PORN FAN]

I shouldn't waste time by replying to this but it really pains me that I have to:-

What is it with you guys that seem to think it questions your sexual orientation if you talk about another guys dick?! If it's there on the screen stuck in a womans mouth, pussy or arse hole, you're going to notice it aren't you? To comment on it does not make ones sexual orientation questionable. I hope you guys are a bit more mature when you go in for a prostrate examination when you are fifty and some middle aged doctor prods up your arse canal with a gloved finger...It's either that or die of cancer. Mind you, I don't particularly enjoy watching another mans penis either, but I do like to see hot chicks getting fucked and squealing on the end of a (god forbid) big dick. I suppose the fantasy is most guys like to relate to the guy like his dick was their dick driving in and out of the girl. Come on guys- GROW UP!!!

As for Bobs knob trying to kill him...that was funny. Thats given me an idea- Bob And His Amazing Psycho Knob. It's about a man with a split personality who talks to his penis...If I see this on TAC or TVX soon, I'm gonna sue...

[frank]

Yeah I'd not noticed Jake Steeds deformed todger as well...it bends at a 90 degree angle...still since hes shagging an endless bevy of gorgeous yung lasses i dare say he couldnt give a toss

[jj]

.....Has it occurred to you that some of us might be comfortable enough with our own het-cred to make a joke of the 'shower-room etiquette' thing?
And a PROSTRATE exam would consist of you lying on the floor. I think you mean PROSTATE.
The rest of your post was eminently sensible: I certainly think of my dick has having a mind of its own, and girls seem always to refer to it as 'he', for some reason. Possibly because they get more sense out of 'him'..........does anyone remember the 'Big Willy' cartoons of some porn-mag years ago?

[vaughny]

i have a banana style knob...bends to the left a bit.
the ladies love it though. )

[Crimpo]

Especially in the classic Katy scene I can't say I've ever noticed the cocks! Next time I watch it I'll try to check it out! Can't promise that I can drag my eyes from the lovely Katy tho - in my opinion one of the best three scenes ever produced in British porn