that London!

[Lizard]

Had to go on business today, but took time to visit various places, had a real good time, and saw lots of friends, great lunch paid for by......not me!
given guided tour, and all that 'why dont you move here crap' but I couldn,t hack it, seriously! I would go even more mental, still I remember asking a while back about places to visit, and took up some forumites offers, and had a ball! so thanks!, but I,m staying in the land of the sane!
A Warning!..dont go on that fucking big wheel, when youve had a lot of lager and red wine....
Singapore next!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Sums it most places be they large,medium or small...great to visit for a day but not to live in

cheers
B....OZ

[Holden MacGroyn]

AND DON'T COME BACK YOU HUBCAP THIEVING, STEREO GRABBING FUCKING NORTHERN MONKEY.



...why didn't you call Liz.
I had prepeared some Earl Grey and rat poison.

[Ace]

Wished you had warned me about The Big Wheel last year, it genuinelly TERRIFIED me
And I don't scare easily

[Deuce Bigolo]

No danger of that

As I Loathe the cold and love the heat Londons not even on my Radar

Then there was my experience 15 years ago....7 days of fun seeing the sites but the lasting impression I got was off Mice trapped in an Experiment

Best example was this guy in the Virgin Mega Store...I swear he was as close as I've ever seen to an Android...must have been practicising to be a Buckingham Palace Guard?

A mate and myself tried every trick in the book to get any response out of him short of copulating on the counter why he keyed up the register...nothing

cheers
B....OZ

[Lizard]

Holden, we were driving up Camden rd, and it was very busy, as there was a market or summat!, there was a guy stood waiting for a bus, he was like bald apart from a long black ponytail which was growing out of the back of his head, he had a large V tatooed into his forhead, shiny leather trousers on, and large lace up porn star boots with shiny metal toe-caps, to be honest he looked a right cunt, and so dated, I swore to myself it was you!!, but he was carrying a copy of the times, and so I knew it wasn,t, as I know that even the 'sport' phases you, and you only look at pictures, but thanks for the tea invite, if I took you up on it, you would have a fuckin shock matey, anyway 'that' covent gardens a fuckin busy place innit guv? Still I have it on my agenda to look around a bit more when I go..

[Ace]

Seen it GD, and knowing how Brummies are, will avoid that like the plague. Nice people but can't construct anything of substance...........look at Selfridges and House of Fraser to see what I mean