My Monthly Stab At Coherence & Melancholy

[Deuce Bigolo]

A recurring yearly theme on this forum it would seem

See Lizards rant 17.5 2003

Lets not forget your ultimatum last time you said you found this forum boring......."If things don't improve round here I'm leaving"
Should have termed it "Ace in Colonel Klink Mode"
Certainly brought the clowns out of the woodwork ultra fast(No names mentioned to protect the innocent)

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

Ah, those were the days, when Buttsie was still Buttsie, and no one at all complained abouy anything.

Thanks for the reminders, lads.

[Holden MacGroyn]

The only whine I wanna hear Faye coming out with is, "Holden please put it back big boy."

You went to the other side....fucking disgusting.
You see THIS is what's wrong with the O/T....no loyalty amongst the crooked deviants and thieving bastards.

Even Arnie is seen on the other side.

Anyway, I spoke to my old sparring partner in the North, and he may be coming back online with a new pc to his name.
I just have to advise him on the right one.

[Pervert]

Excellent news.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I had to remind him of the old posts and pretty soon he was laughing.
The good thing is he was sober at the time.

Once a forumite...always a forumite....now if only I knew what happened to Elton Dong and the rest of the AWOL's.

[Pervert]

I think Liz had Elton murdered, and has fed him to the water buffalo. He was fed up sharing Carol with Elt and Shitely.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I'd lock Caz up in my basement if I had a chance but alas bendy Dawkins is taking the space at the moment.

She makes good stir frys.

[Pervert]

Ms D packs away nicely. Should be room for Vorders as well.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Nope, Elen Cole takes priority.
Followed by that chick Mart posted a while back that caused my bollocks to ache.