black cocktail dresses

[Deuce Bigolo]

Only when he's trying out to be an extra on Monarch of the Glen

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

Kilts are only worn on ceremonial occasions (ie weddings, christenings or funerals) or by complete divvies (ie Prince Charles on his summer holidays).

And don't talk to me about those Monarch Of The Glen bastards. I was all ready for a starring role, until Dawn Steele took out that restraining order.

[mart]

And the comedians are Belgian.

Mart

[Deuce Bigolo]

You were trying for the same part then?

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

More a case of her trying to stop me grabbing her part.