Help? translation on film

[fred the butch]

I bought a new film the other day, its in german i think, could anyone translate this title into english...cheers fred

Dreiloch-schlampen lieben Tittenflick...wot a mouthful

[magoo]

Three-whole schlampen loves tit fucks.

But what does schlampen mean? I have seen the word used in many a porn title.

[magoo]

Three Holes not three wholes. Silly me. Think schlampen is probably slut or something. Wheres Bob Der Baumeister when you need him?

[The Times Literary Supplement]

Until BDB shows up, I can only manage "something-Whores Love Tit-fuck" (the 'Dreiloch' I can't do, coz my German dictionary is missing, but it's something to do with cunts, not surprisingly).
Anyway, I think it's the German title for 'Natural Wonders of the World', poss. vol. 5. Is that Zuzanna bird in it?

[The Times Literary Supplement]

Indeed. So, 'Three-hole Whores (Sluts) Love Tit-fucks'.
Very poetic.

[fred the butch]

Yep...zuzanna is in the film + 3 other girls...thanks for the quick reply's....

[jj]

We exist only to serve.
Sorry for the pathetic attempt at translation. Bob will have a fit.

[magoo]

I worked out the dreiloch(three holes) bit because arschloch means arsehole and drei is three. I did that without a dictionary yunno. Oh yes. Amazing what you learn watching german TV shows. Titten Fick sprang to mind when I remembered that daft Omar title which translated as Big Willy Fucks Big Tits.

I`m sober tonite you see (due to getting tired of going to work with a hangover) and that helps my translational excellence(or lack of).

Proffessor Schmidt,
Dept of Pornographical Studies,
University of Dusseldorf

[jj]

I am humbled.

[Bob the Builder]

You've all done very well indeed, Class 4B. Gold stars all round!

Dreiloch = 3 hole; Schlampen = sluts/tarts; lieben = love; Tittenflick = tit-fuck