Shed problems

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Lizard
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Shed problems

Post by Lizard »

This is my nieghbour 'scavanging' thru my shed, she,s looking for evidence of porn! as she works for the local constabulary, the picture was taken with a cannon ixus- covertly!, thats not the same as a cannon ixus covertly, that means it was taken without her knowing, can any forumites suggest a good hiding.............place! or cod, for my present stash of 4000 plus dvd,s and bulky videos, as a reward for the best information, I,m offering a box of earl grey, and some lavender draw liners!

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BillBXD
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Re: Shed problems

Post by BillBXD »

Dude I got problems with Fred on the shed.

It appears old woody dow like him so rather than leaving a cool please no more Fred on his shed pics he gives me a Trisha Goddard reply that has miffed me a little.

Anyway never mind and ave fun


Fred (Heavily Censored in his shed)
Lizard
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Re: Shed problems

Post by Lizard »

Sorry to hear that Bill, if you feel down, were making a programme about people being miffed, there will be councilling on offer in me shed.......
applications to Liz@miffedsheddudes.co.uk

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Bigshow
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Re: Just got home

Post by Bigshow »

Fred, here's a picture of porn people doing porn things in a porn environment, taken by someone who works in porn & posted on a porn forum.
There are 14 pornstars that are top of their field concentrated in one shed free picture......

[IMG]http://img163.echo.cx/img163/6786/bafia02094mn.jpg[/IMG]

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BillBXD
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Re: Just got home

Post by BillBXD »

I was so happy with Fred in a shed but after Woody got so upset now Fred is dead!


Fred left a loving Pigette and a brewed of Piglets.

Shame

BillBXD
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Re: Shed problems

Post by BillBXD »

It is true I am miffed but only because Woody made me slaughter Fred. He was such a loving pig with such a big heart. He should have lived much longer and enjoyed watching his piglets mature but to comply with the power hungry MODs he had to go.

Any chance Betty will be in your shed with her camera crew to help me feel better?



Bill (missing his bestest mate in the whole wide world Fred on the shed)

Ps. Please don?t post any more pictures, it just makes things worse.

Bigshow
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Re: Oh well

Post by Bigshow »

Fred, I got home and found a posting of another shed! At first I was jealous then I was confused, after some home truths and a lot of deep thought I got a bloody good divorce lawyer to take half his shed. But then I took a step back and realised its not Lizards fault, who wouldn't want in on that kind of action!!
There will be other subjects to turn on their heads, here's to tangents. Don't be sad....

(The shed is dead)

BillBXD
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Re: Oh well

Post by BillBXD »

Oh Mr Big or just plain Show to his mates

You are a good friend and like un to a bridge over troubled waters. Your efforts and attempts to make me happy are much appreciated but Fred and to be specific Fred on the Shed was more to me than the air that I breathe. Now Fred has gone and the Shed has been burnt I no longer desire to reside in these forums that once brought me such pleasure and happy memories. I?m no longer capable of typing the words DVD and Authoring without them being separated by another word. I?ll ask your forgiveness if I should go missing from these forums for a few days but a contract as to be exacted.

In the words of the great Jessie (the body) Ventura in that classic of classics PREDATOR

?It?s Pay Back Time? and in memory of Fred its time for me to Pay Back!

FiaS

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