Banish Those Chav Bird Blues

[Officer Dibble]

Got the chav bird blues? Losing interest in the opposite sex? Finding it harder to get out of bed in a morning? ...Well, nil desperandum, salvation is at hand. I have just the tonic...











Isn?t she fabulous?


Officer Dibble

[diplodocus]

sorry Dibs old chum, the mobile one is a fake that's been doing the rounds for ages, wouldn't mind seeing the real one though

[Officer Dibble]

Yes, I'm aware of it's fakery. I just thought it might be of interest to anyone who hadn't seen it. But fake or not, if there's a more beautiful girl in Britain I can't think who that might be.


Officer Dibble

[diplodocus]

come now Dibs, surely a man of your contacts would be able to track down said real photo, there are many who would relish feasting on those magnificant mammories

(why the fuck the fuck am I wibbling, not drinking Starpramen again!!)

[Troublesome]

Chavettes give women a bad name. There's not many girls that can carry off that Burberry look. An ex of mine once got me some Moschino underware, a bit itchy but looked great. One week later i dumped the chav--:-)

[brooks]

The Severn Bridge is a more attratcive structure than Chavlette Church.

[brooks]

or should I say attractive

[BillBXD]

Why Sir HOW DARE YOU

Miss Church is a very attractive women viewed best at her optimum viewing resolution of 4 whiskeys, 8 lagers, 14 ciders, 3 glass?s of the very best moon shine and of course 300 yards with your Burberry glasses.

I thank you

FiaS

[Lizard]

I,m with the officer on this one, she just a great big bouncy bundle of welsh sex on legs, fitter than a cairn terrier on acid, I,d love to take her away for the weekend for a game of bingo.

[BillBXD]

Why Liz I do declare you are a man of great taste, thought, depth and meaning.

But, you do frighten me a little with your sex crazed bingo obsession!

FiaS