Banish Those Chav Bird Blues

[Arnold Layne]

Now that picture has been filed in my toss bank anyway Officer, looks real enough, thanks

[Officer Dibble]

Glad to be of service.


Officer Dibble

[Pervert]

If we're talking classic, gorgeous Welsh women, there really is only one name



I believe she can sing a bit too.

[LaughingGravy]

The Severn bridge is more expensive, A chavette only needs 10 B-n-H (not that id know, a friend told me, Honest)

[Officer Dibble]

Yep, she looks seriously sorty to - checkout her gallery So, that being the case, what could be be more sublime than a helping of double delight -










Officer Dibble

[LaughingGravy]

Charlotte does look damn hot, I love girls with the fuller figures, The Jenkins chick looks ok but nothing special.

[Arnold Layne]

yeah I'm with you on this, and soapy tit wanks galore!

[Deano!]

Officer Dibble wrote:

> if there's a more beautiful girl in Britain I can't think who that
> might be.

> Officer Dibble

Poor bugger. You're obsessed with the young lass. I'm foam-at-the-mouth fucking insane about Holly Valance - who someone here once described as looking like a ' chip shop slapper '. The sod !


Anyway, I understand your passion. Didn't Miss Church get knighted by 'er Majesty once for having a wicked arse or something ?

[colonel]

You are absolutely mad, Dibble- absolutely. And absolutely brilliant.

I'll just say this- don't just go on appearances. Chavbirds turn me off more than anyone and- and it is true- Kelly Bell looks like one. Long blonde hair, etc...

Only she isn't...not at all. Not remotely a chavbird.

[Officer Dibble]

"You are absolutely mad, Dibble- absolutely. And absolutely brilliant."

What, you mean like a kind of modern day Van Gogh? Hmmm?


Officer Dibble ? stroking his chin