Don't know what

[Holden MacGroyn]

No!
Never!
I would not stoop to such levels of abuse at you my Caledonian Thistle...thistle being prick.

No matey, just saying.
Had you been Liz, then perhaps I would have aimed it like a coalition missile.

[Lizard]

Yeah! but you would have got it back quicker than it left, you little badger worrier.

[Pervert]

Just checking. Got to keep my paranoia levels in line.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Liz!!! You slack jawed, burger munching, crayola faced halfwit.
How the fucking bastard have you been?

When you back down in London?
Can you bring my hubcaps back please?

[Lizard]

Back in Lunnon soon matey, they keep wheelin me out, remind me! which archway do you live under now Holden? I,ll bring you a food parcel and some meths, well looks like we missed a good party eh? still never mind Holders....all those girlies never leaving us alone, constantly badgering us for our hotel details etc, would have been a tough gig!
Oh by the way, how did your operation go? can you mix normally now or do you still have to wear the muzzle...
Your pal Liz. xxx

[Holden MacGroyn]

Well I have to keep the muzzle on to keep my cock in check.
The second I take it off, all the fit babes in their summery dresses come over and start demanding sex whilst spreading their legs.

I do it for the safety of the public and the security of my bollocks.

[Deuce Bigolo]

cheers
B....OZ