Warning !!!!

[Lizard]

I have just got back from a meeting, and I,m traumatised, the said meeting was arranged for me, and I never gave it a thought, it was in Wales, no problem! I like Wales.....But this was in a place called Rhyl.
DONT EVER GO THERE, it is a fucking dire, depressing, dark shithole of a place, where mutants gather, and people have two or more heads, it is a filthy god forsaken pox ridden, junkie infested, shiteball dump, I have driven and walked thru Harlem and parts of South America that I thought were a bit rough, but compared to this place, they are Nirvana, I have calmed down a bit now, but at 11.30 this morning 3 people were looking at collecting a dole cheque.
I,m now going out for a meal and some alcohol to rid me of the memory.
No doubt when I have had some drink later, I might abuse it even more, but I cant find anymore words to describe just how awful the place is, it has to be the mutant chav capital of the world as well.
If you have a choice between having to go there or eating your own face, do the latter, you,ll thank me.

[steve56]

sounds like emmerdale.lol.

[stripeysydney]

I take it you maybe talking about the soap opera rather than the area where "emerdale" is filmed,which has some of the most beautiful countryside in Britain.....

[BillBXD]

St Liz you twat stain, Rhyl is a wonderful place full of real genuine Welsh bastards who hate nothing more than the British other than the British in Rhyl. Like its sister Cesspool (oops sorry bad spelling) Blackpool it thrives on the upper class of our unique country and attracts scutters in the hordes to it?s classiest of class pond life (oops again sorry for bad spelling) night life and fine eating establishments. On one occasion I went to frequent this world known realm of pleasure and found it to be closed one Thursday afternoon in April.

For those who have no idea what pleasures are awaiting in this quaint seaside paradox it is probably best compared to a visit to your local sanitation works in the height of summer on a very hot day.

FiaS

I?m getting quite addicted to the insults being traded over in the other forum on a tucker-jenkins posting.

[Peter]

What do you expect when visiting 3rd world countries?

[BillBXD]

Heres a belter.
From its conception I was the FHM at Majestyk in Leeds until December 2000. Now I know I was an import from sooty old Brum but I never did get that whole beauty of the Dales thing. Went on numerous occasions and if you rated it against the highlands of Scotland or the mountain ranges of North Wales lets even throw in the broads of Norfolk (phoar), the Dales become a group of fields with cheap gates. That place where they shoot the insult of the summer wine does have an incredible point of interest as is always stated, it?s where they shoot the last of the doddery old TV stars!
Sorry dude but if that?s most beautiful countryside in Britain.....

We are FCUKED

FiaS

[Pervert]

And I thought I was anti-Welsh!

[nachovx]

Aren't most UK towns and cities the same? living slums.

[welshfella]

Didn't pop round to Carol Vodermans' family home for a cuppa then...

[steve56]

yes you are right yorkshire is a lovely place yes.