fear of flying.
fear of flying.
i have it anyone else here?
Re: fear of flying.
Yes petrified! Makes my arms ache & my eyes water & the bloody flies stick to yer teeth! Much prefer a nice warm aeroplane to sit in any day, stops the feathers gettin in me tea lol.
Re: fear of flying.
Falling out of the sky never hurt anyone the painful part is when the blood rushes to your arse !! It can also be a little worrying when the trolley dolly asks you to adopt the braced position and also cross your legs as it makes it easier to unscrew you out of the ground.
What is a comfort is that all other passengers will be feeling the same as you so your not on your own.
What is a comfort is that all other passengers will be feeling the same as you so your not on your own.
Re: fear of flying.
I hate taking off, I really do, but once Im in the clouds, Im fine, and landing is a piss.
I've been on the QE2 when that was tossed about in rough seas, and didn't scare me at all, but flying is still an iffy one with me
I've been on the QE2 when that was tossed about in rough seas, and didn't scare me at all, but flying is still an iffy one with me
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I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
Re: fear of flying.
I love flying, nearer to god and all that!
Jesus wants me for a sunbeam..........
Jesus wants me for a sunbeam..........
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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: fear of flying.
Sounds like you've got a phobia
Maybe visiting a Hypnotist would help
Personally i take the attitude if my numbers up so be it
You have more chance of being killed or maimed for life in a car than a plane
cheers
B....OZ
Maybe visiting a Hypnotist would help
Personally i take the attitude if my numbers up so be it
You have more chance of being killed or maimed for life in a car than a plane
cheers
B....OZ
Re: fear of flying.
Well butter my arse if this isn?t very common and easily sorted.
Plans for my sail powered airomachine are still on the drawing board and there are a few doubters that claim it will never fly, but when built your phobia will be gone! I have discovered a few floors in metal aeromachines that I feel my wooden sail powered aerobeast will address and be far safer and kinder to the environment. Metal vehicles of the sky are too fast and go far too high so my machine will cruise at an altitude of 5ft. When I have it working I shall collect you in my sail powered motor vehicle and cure your fear of flight in my bright shiny happy people sail powered no sat nav required Bird of Prey.
FiaS
(in my new 10X10 known locally as The Skunk Works)
Plans for my sail powered airomachine are still on the drawing board and there are a few doubters that claim it will never fly, but when built your phobia will be gone! I have discovered a few floors in metal aeromachines that I feel my wooden sail powered aerobeast will address and be far safer and kinder to the environment. Metal vehicles of the sky are too fast and go far too high so my machine will cruise at an altitude of 5ft. When I have it working I shall collect you in my sail powered motor vehicle and cure your fear of flight in my bright shiny happy people sail powered no sat nav required Bird of Prey.
FiaS
(in my new 10X10 known locally as The Skunk Works)
Re: fear of flying.
Whats to worry about, sitting in a pressurised tube tralelling at 400+ mph 30.000 feet above the ground? 
We have need of you again, great king.
Re: fear of flying.
hovercrafts also; last time was 1969 rocked about too but felt fine.
Re: fear of flying.
My invention will be even better than the hovercraft and NASA shall know my name!
Fear not Steve56, for even though there are 55 Steve's before you I shall create something to stop your fear.
FiaS
(glueing bitts of wood and sail in his shed)
Fear not Steve56, for even though there are 55 Steve's before you I shall create something to stop your fear.
FiaS
(glueing bitts of wood and sail in his shed)