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Lizard
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Re: howard hughes

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Kinder than what?

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steve56
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Re: howard hughes

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king rat.
BillBXD
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Re: fear of flying.

Post by BillBXD »

In which case my new marvel shall be called after its benefactor, The Whiz Liz!

It shall indeed have a toilet and a shower and why I?m just ripping out the kitchen so it can be fully equipped to take us round the world by wind power 5ft of the ground. Hoorah for Liz he is the proud sponsor of the latest thing to come out of the 10X10 Skunk Works.

FiaS

Oi Liz, come here shhhhhhhh. I?m getting a bit fed up with that Steve56 he says he?s scared of flying yet he lives in a flat! But then he goes on about a garden so unless he?s kinda magic like I think he?s fcukin daft.

steve56
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Re: fear of flying.

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im on the 5th floor too,so much for vertigo.
Deuce Bigolo
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Re: fear of flying.

Post by Deuce Bigolo »

To be closer to becoming a member of the mile high club me thinks,you randy reptilian ;-)

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Lizard
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Re: fear of flying.

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In which case, I shall raise my offer to ?40, to take into account the shower, can you install a plasma screen so I can watch my favourite porn people whilst travelling from leeds to winchester say!, and will there be trolley dollys with decent size paps...

ps. about Stevie, he lives on the 5th floor apparantly, so will need a 10x8 window box methinks.

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BillBXD
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Re: fear of flying.

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Well the plasma?s are standard as is the fridge and sauna but I?m not too sure about the Symantec?s of flying when the vehicle is heavier than the generated lift! There will be a couple of heavy busted beauties to help our world domination tour go more smoothly so it?s a winner

Anyway it?s looking good and I?ve managed to get a couple of AMRAMS and WALL EYES off an F14 and some special industrial glue and heavy duty sail cloth. The wood will be the finest Swedish pine treated with rosewood.

FiaS

That Steve56 once told me about a bloke he told off about spitting. Apparently this bloke told steve56 that he would throw him over the balcony and gave him strict instructions on just how to fcuk off. I was shocked but now I?m thinking that perhaps the bloke did throw him over the balcony and now our bloke steve56 is a little doolallygaga and thinks he?s living in a house with a shed?

Pervert
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Re: fear of flying.

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Let us know when Shed Airlines take off, Bill. But a word to the wise---don't let Lizard anywhere near the cludgie, or it'll be weeks before you're fit to take off again. He's cracked more pottery than 300 Greek weddings.
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mart
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Re: fear of flying.

Post by mart »

The bits I don't like are the take-off, the flight and the landing. Apart from that its OK.
And before anyone asks, I came out to NZ on 2 previous visits and returned to the UK by ship, passenger carrying freighters. So I've been round the world 21/2 times by sea.
If you've got the time (and that extra bit of money) its a fantastic experience.

Mart
BillBXD
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Re: fear of flying.

Post by BillBXD »

Shed International will be landing on a field near your house SOON!

To keep in line with our better shed policy we will be offering cheap flights to exotic countries such as Rhyl, Blackpool, Handsworth, Telford, and Daventry with log hauls to Plymouth, Southampton, Dover (not Bens bottom), Hastings and of course the capital Harwich.

FiaS

(cheaper air fare for all)

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