sneezing.

[steve56]

hay fever weather yes,but it can be embarrising,like your on the bed with a bird and you cant stop bloody sneezing.

[IdolDroog]

someone put him out of his misery....before i do

[Deuce Bigolo]

I used to suffer from the same condition but I found changing the hay on the bed regularly was the go.Clipping the nails of my beloved birdy friends with eyes closed was never easy

All my feathered friends(especially the canaries)are well chuffed with the new arrangments.

cheers
B....OZ You Asked For it

[steve56]

make hay when the sun shines.

[BillBXD]

Oi Butter bolocks,

Fcuk the hay fever tell us about this bird, you dirty old man.

FiaS

[Holden MacGroyn]

Is this just a cheap attempt at bragging that you got laid Stevie boy?

It was a stuffed chicken wasn't it.
That's what you really mean by "bird".

[steve56]

surfin bird.lol