Episode 3 - One for Holden (Spoiler alert)

[Arnold Layne]

What the fuck was the wookie Tarzan bit? almost as bad as the song in jabas palace in jedi,

[Jayr]

Another "merging of the films" I think.

Chewbacca does the same when he swings onto the Scout Walker on the forest moon in episode 6 - Return of the Jedi.

Yes I know "and geek of the week goes to...." lmfao!

[Holden MacGroyn]

Jay got there just before me.
Indeed it was Return of the Jedi.

But I can out-geek you sir.
I have the original Star Wars films, pre 97 special edition on DVD along with an obscure bonus disc.
All converted from laser disc to DVD.
Lucasbastard will never release the originals as he says "It wasn't the original vision."

I guess we can look forward to writers doing the same thing with some classics.

Anyway, my geekdom goes as far as having a trailer for Jedi called Revenge of the Jedi.
It was changed when they decided that a Jedi wouldn't seek revenge.

Now where's my sellotape to fix the broken arm of my Joe 90 NHS specs?



By the way, I thought Episode 3 was bollocks.

[Jayr]

Hmmm.... out geek me eh?
I would have to say a possible draw as I too have said Laserdics copies (not converted to DVD yet though) plus the original "widescreen" videotapes with the white covers, a DVD of the extras (which I have managed to get converted) AND the said Revenge trailer, plus the "get them before they change" edition of the trilogy and the 97 specials AND the DVD set and all the lightsabers from the films....

HAN SHOT FIRST!

Nice to know a fellow geek Holden!

E3 was bollocks BUT I did like the way he tied the lot together - still got MASSIVE plot holes but then again I am a child of the classic trilogy so I'm biased towards the first and best (4-6!)

Better stop there or I'll be going on about my Vader costume lmfao!

[Holden MacGroyn]

Well my hair is greasier than yours oh wannabe geek.
This is a first, me doing a geek wars!


I don't suppose you saw the Triumph the Insult Comic Dog cunting off Star Wars fans did you?
Well download this and laugh yourself silly.

Right Click & Save


OK, being martial arts bitch, I raise your Yoda ears & Light Sabre collection with my ability to bust Darth Maul's moves.

By the way, I too have the widescreen spec edits plus original video's.
What extras dvd have you got
There's quite a few.
I do have some clips of alternate Cantina scenes.


And yes, Han did indeed shoot first.

[Lizard]

Iv,e ordered one for you Holden, xxxxsmall.
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[Holden MacGroyn]

Thankyou Liz.
It's the kindest thing you've ever done for me.

Now go download that clip I posted above and enjoy.

[Jayr]

Well I didn't want to get into a geek war as such but as you asked:
It's the Star Wars Archive with 1977 making of Star Wars documentary, SP FX-Empire Strikes Back Making of 1979, Classic Creatures Jedi Making of, plus all teh trailers for the 3 films, the Star Wars Gallerry, a tour of the Lucasfilms Archive, How Walkers Walk, Flight Through The Asteroids, Jedi Videomatis, Lapti Nek - extended Max Rebo scene, The ABC of Jedi effects and War Stories recordede 1992 & 93.
Plus The Behind the Magic PC stuff with all the missing scenes from ANH including Brooke Shields bit. The alternative Canteen stuff is also on the Behind stuff but I could be wrong.

You may be able to bust a Darth Maul move but against Vader he's just a pussy (character wise at least! I wouldn't want to piss off Ray Park on any night never mind a dark one!)

Unfortunatley my hair cannot be greasy as I shave it off! lol!

[Holden MacGroyn]

Ray Park is actually a slag.
Brooke Shields?
and finally...jammy bastard.

You are uber geek.

You are one of the dudes in the above video clip.

[Jayr]

Don't say it too loud lmfao! But thank you.

There was a whole scene where Luke was watching through his binoculars the Tantive 4 being captured by the Star Destroyer. He then goes in to a sort of "gang hut" and tells his mates and Biggs - Brooke was one of Lukes mates girlfriends. They all then go out side to watch the battle. A pointless scene really that added nothing to the film except to introduce Biggs a lot earlier.

Right I'd best shut up because this is not doing me ANY favours lmfao!