Things you find on Ebay

[Jacques]

[Richas]

ew..it's bad enough owning one...but a second hand one!!

[mart]

One of the Ignobel awards went to a doctor who diagnosed a ship's captain as suffering from an STD. At first the patient denied any knowledge of how he might have picked up the infection but on further quizzing he admitted to having "borrowed" a doll from one of his crew.

Mart

[mart]

Jeez, I've just noticed the winning bid. That has to be a joke.

Mart