This Poor Guy Has A Big Problem

[Steve R]

http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.p ... o=1&id=545

[Deuce Bigolo]

Now a sketch like George on Seinfeld getting a massage from a Guy and then pondering if he's gay because "It MOVED",thats funny

or in the film Stripes at the recruitment office

"We're not gay but we are willing to try"...funny

or Lt frank Drebin in the Naked Gun
In prison bending over to pick up the soap wearing a full metal chasty belt....funny

A guy getting unwanted attention and then submitting to being blown

Sounds like a Hetero who can't write comedy for shit IMHO

Then again it more likely the American sense of Humor
Us Aussies tend to appreciate Dark British Comedy more than any other

cheers
B....OZ

[Steve R]

This behaviour is most bewildering, isn't it?.

Back in my weightlifting/shot-putting days, I had just been working out with a discus-thrower. It was the famous hot summer of 1976. The local water authority had imposed a hosepipe ban due to water shortage, so I suggested to this guy that we share our shower so as to do our bit to alleviate the situation.

As we showered, I suggested that we soap each other's backs - our great arm and back development making it awkward to do our own.

As usual, after the shower I checked out my physique in the mirror, my training partner looking on, clearly impressed. However, as it wasn't a full-length mirror, I asked if he wouldn't mind kneeling down in front of me and giving his opinion with regard to my quadriceps.

You'll never guess what happened.

[nachovx]

Anyone who becomes 'gay' can get loads of sex daily ... because most of them will shag anything on two legs and they're not too fussy on the location. Some gays give the community a bad name. I'm not too bothered about them shagging amongst themselves, anywhere they want, but the ones I don't like are the predatory downmarket type that frequent public toilets and hang around known gay haunts to pick up cruisers .... and look like your granddad !

[Deuce Bigolo]

You pulled a muscle?

Always warm up before exercise & stretch afterwards

cheers
B....OZ

[Marino]

Steve, where did you used to train. I was a lifter years ago, I had the pleasure of training with many of the greats at Crstal Palace. I had quite a few years power lifting with the likes of tony stevens steve zetalfski?) and eddie pengeli.And quite a few olympic lifters too. Deicided to retire after I finished on a deadlift and victor okekee opened up at about 85kg heavier.

[Steve R]

Dear Marino,

I must first reassure people that my post was not meant to be taken seriously.

I trained in the north and was mainly a thrower. Interestingly my retirement was also due to an annoyingly good rival - one Geoffrey Capes.