A cultural treat for Officer Dibbers

[Pervert]

Obviously you haven't tried the Nedagotchi.

As I've said many times, the Ned existed long before the Chav was a twinkle in the Daily Mail editor's eye.

[Deuce Bigolo]

So Chavs are really Scottish Sleeper cells planted centuries ago9explains the loss of the accent) then?

cheers
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