Who is Pete Doherty?

[Dorrin]

This "singer" has been built up by the tabloids for no other reason than his on and off romance with a supermodel. I for one had never heard of him until the papers decided he was some kind of superstar and have wasted God knows how many column inches keeping us appraised on his problems with drink, drugs and his sex life. Who gives a toss, apart from Queen Elton who decided he needed a bit of publicity off the back of this nonentity. Let's hope the papers forget him soon so he can slip back into the obscurity he deserves.

At the same time they should get that dickhead, who won the ?9M on the lottery and has an IQ the same as his waist size, off the pages as I am sick of his ugly face staring at me over my corn flakes.

Let's stick with interesting stories, with pictures, of good looking girls and their problems with keeping their clothes on while out partying.

[Marino]

Here Here.

[Impish]

Yeah agreed, smackhead scum and cant sing.
As for the lotto winner well, i'm a little envious.

[number 6]

You have to be thick to tell the whole world if you win the lottery anyway.

[MegaTon]

The man's a twat!

[Rude Boy]

It's widely rumoured that this musician of note (!) used to suck blokes off to get some cash together for his heroin and crack habits. He defines the term "Dirtbag."

[Marino]

Still much better role model for your kids to look up to then us porno scum eh.
I think the belly slashing was some of finest work. As for sucking off men for heroin, ( A boys got to eat).
As for knobbing Kate Moss give me Angel Long any day, now she should be a super model. What a treat it would be to open up Vogue and have Angel with a cock (pref mine) up her arse, with a beautiful new versace number on.

[Rude Boy]

The real "Rock'n'Roll Wildmen" from the golden age of rock would turn in their graves! The likes of Keith Moon, Ozzy (Not dead but you know what I mean) and Bonzo were wild and unruly but did it with panache and a certain oddball style. They were larger than life and were rock "Stars." I don't remember too many instances where the old school rock madmen were obnoxious to the public either, in Moon's case quite the reverse is true in fact. There are countless stories of him being extremely gracious to Who fans.

These days the likes of this crack addicted cocksucker Doherty fag and that tosser from Oasis aren't fit to lick the sole of Gene Simmons' eight inch platform heels. Bonzo would kick both their asses and then do a thirty minute drum solo!

[Digi-Guy]

You know there is a simple answer to all your problems, stop buying OK,Hello,FHM,I've got too much money so I'll waste it on crap jurno magazines and oh yes of course THE SUN.

DG

[MegaTon]

He must be up there with the likes of Ron Jeremy with all those birds he's shagged!

It must be the tongue that gets those girls going!