Golden girl

[David Johnson]

Maybe. But when you have a GALAXY of talent, its difficult. After all, you get ALLSORTS on this forum, dont you?

[Pervert]

Okay, the auditions for the Countdown job are now over.

[David Johnson]

You're right, Caractacus, there's no prize nor BOUNTY in any of this. I think we need to end this verbal TWIRL. Anyway, I'm off to feed the cat (KIT KAT, of course) TWIX nightfall, listen to a male voice choir (that TREBOR Owen is fantastic) before I head off on holiday to Malta. Don't they have MALTESERS there?

No really, this is my last post on this. subject. I think I'm coming down with something!
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[Pervert]

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[David Johnson]

Caractacus,
Calm down, calm down, la. Each TOBLERONE. Sorry, sorry, I mean each to their own!
Now where did I put those tablets.
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