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Following on from the good Officer's thread, going on about women looking classy and well made up, and so on, I have an awful admission to make.

Yes, I know that one is built like an ironing board and the other has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle, but those billboard posters of Trinny and Susannah (Lift Your Cups) give me the horn. There's an undercurrent there, suggested by one putting her hand around the other's waist, that once they've had their coffee, it's funtime with the big knobbly strap-ons.

I can only apologise. Sorry :-((((
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Sounds like a great show

Hosted by Nigella Bites then?

Your second choice no doubt would have been the '2 fat ladies'if they weren't indisposed

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(Hangs head in deep shame and embarrassment)
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I can just imagine you getting the makeover treatment,then you'd really have a reason to feel ashamed & embarrassed

I'd recommend havinga spare garbage bag to cover up what ever they come up with ;-)

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Given the material they have to work with, even they couldn't make a worse mess than nature did :-)
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I wouldn't put anything past those 2

Anyways how can you improve on a material like Tartan

God only knows what they'd do to your Kilt & Sporan ;-)

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That poster has done more than enough damage to both :-0
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The billboard is all powerful,Pure Evil

Only one cure,become as short sighted as Mr Magoo and never ever wear glasses when out...you know it makes sense

Maybe you & Dibble could go halves in hiring that Monster Truck

He gets to drive over a few slow old farts clogging the left hand lane and you get to give the classy ladies their well earned makeover ;-)

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It's an idea, though a little extreme. I just wanted to get them into comfortable shoes.
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A Noble cause Sir Knight good to see gallantry is alive and well

These comfortable shoes...hush puppies by any chance?

Gotta run,got the mormons at the door and don't want to miss my monthly read of their free magazine the Watchtower.Jus spent 6 hours in my own pair of comfortable shoes,can't wait to share my aroma with them ;-)

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