ARSECONS

[fudgeflaps]

It's a Saturday night, and I'm not out. I've got a nasty cold, and I'm bored- but I read soomething earlier on, I'll see if any of you can be creative with this. Hear me out.

We all use 'emoticons' by e-mail to express a sentiment, or state of mind:

- playful laugh, giggle
- knowing wink
:0 - consternation, shock

Etc!

Well, here's some 'arsecons'- using punctuation to describe the state of one's arse.

(-!-) normal arse ( -!- ) flabby arse
(!) Kate Moss arse (-*-) Omar just had me
(-0-) fisted jacksie ( -!- ) Titmuss


Have a go yourself guys and gals.

Yours, ff (-1-)

[Jacques]

(-$-) it will cost you a pair of Jimmy Choo's

(_!_) Sitting on your arse doing nothing

??? An arse like a Picasso

[Dorrin]

Too much TV

[ -!- ]

[Jacques]

(-8-) DP'd

(-X-) No entry

[fudgeflaps]

(-?-) bi-curious bloke

(-?-) Cat Deeley

{ _!_ } Hattie Jacques