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woodgnome
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rachel stevens query

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watching her splendidly gyrational performance on top of the pops the other night, i became convinced that her new ditty - I Said Never Again (But Here We Are) - is nothing less than a paean to the illicit joys of full-on botty sex!

time for the men in white coats...?
mart
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Re: rachel stevens query

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"time for the men in white coats...?"

Because you watch TOTP or because you admit to watching it?

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Deuce Bigolo
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Re: rachel stevens query

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Pretty hard to argue she's singing about anything but that

Maybe a tip off to news of the world will result in her being asked the question at the next red carpet event "Is your latest song about anal sex"

Better yet,how about alerting Trisha?

I can see the show now Celebrity Addictions - Anal Sex Part 1

Should make rivetting viewing ;-)

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Rachel Stevens' new entry

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Sorry, but Rachel Stevens doesn't take it up the charts.

Good song of course, but it only went in at a lowly number twelve, and not the perhaps hoped for number two slot. That went to fat dancer's latest rotten plod, though it's good to see him getting humiliated by the very ace Sugababes, which would surely be a big seller on DVD.

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Re: Rachel Stevens' new entry

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With that thought process in mind I'd Guess Rachel will be doing a cover version of AC/DCs 'Sink the Pink' next,if she wants to enter the number one spot ;-)

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mart
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Re: Rachel Stevens' new entry

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Don't you mean the Number 2 spot Deuce.

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Brown Girl In The Ring????
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Re: Rachel Stevens' new entry

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Brown Eyed Girl?

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Re: rachel stevens query

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Don't it make my brown eye blue...
Deuce Bigolo
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Re: Rachel Stevens' new entry

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No I meant it as Number 1

Why would you want to take your ass song from debut at number 12 to 2 when number 1 beckons?

Purely from the perspective that sinking the pink is MY number 1 and brown eyed botty action doesn't even enter into my mind

I'm a card carrying member of the Marcus Allen Club in that respect ;-)

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