Chat up lines!

[MoscowFlyer]

What's the worst one u have used or have used on you? and do they actually work....................................i've never used one but surely they dont? if i were a girl they would have to be damm funny for them to work!

[Dorrin]

Best I heard was from Alan Davies on QI who recounted the story of a Landlord he knew who said to new female customers "I've got a 9 inch tongue and I breathe through my ears", classy or what?