Worst Finish By An Ex

[socca]

What's your least favourite finish by your ex on you? I had a feeling my last girlfriend was dealing so I listened in on her phone call.Her contact asked her 'Where's the dope?' 'he's just leaving!' she said and proceeded to throw my things on the front lawn.

[Lex Luger]

My girlfriend left me because I posted a thread on the wrong forum.

[fudgeflaps]

Worst on me? All of them. Worst on them? All of them.

This actually happened on a first (which turned out to be final) date. To cut out the waffle, we essentially had a good night- meal, pub, club, a good laugh. So, we went to a well known bar which has an exceptionally late licence and is quite a good pool joint too- so, we play pool. She warns me that she is exceptional (I didn't tell her I can play a bit as well), played a couple of frames, and with a ruthless lack of consideration I drubbed her. Badly. "You're not supposed to beat me like that, on a first date!" she screamed, and ran off in tears. End of "relationship"!!!!

Tried to patch it up, but the poor girl had issues- I hope she's OK!

One more, can't resist- not necesssarily a relationship, but a woeful finish:

Halloween, last year. Got off with a foxy lady dressed as the Statue of Liberty. The bint dipped me, wallet, keys, the lot- she struck me as quite classy! I was fucking blotto, mind you! Friends suggested I tell the police- but what am I supposed to say?

"Well, son, do you have a description?"....

"Erm, aye, Occifer, she's tall, grey, spiky hat and holds a torch."

LESSON LEARNED.

Enjoy your weekend, folks.

[socca]

Had another sad ex who finished with me because I beat her at squash and tennis.

[kaytelove]

Hmm well i married my ex only to find the honeymoon he booked was a club 18 - 30 for him and his mates and on his return when i filed for annulment i discovered he had also taken his 16 year old girlfriend home the night before he said i do - id say thats one mean way of ending a relationship

Kayte

[laralatex]

its gotta be mine to take the biscuit. "Sorry I dont love you any more, i'm moving back to London to marry a porn star"...oh it must've hurt him. Yes i'm a bitch but hey, I'm with Sir James Slip and loving every minute of it!!!

[MoscowFlyer]

not the worst but most bizarre surely......................."i can handle your smoking, drinking and all night poker sessions, they are not a problem, but your just too deep and i think it's going to mess with my karma"

this was from a someone whop didnt smoke, drink or gamble!

my response was that she would maybe like to go fourth and multiply.

[thecocker]

In 1984, I was given an ultimatum by a then girlfriend that if I went to see Depeche Mode in concert then we finished as it happened to be on a night we used to see each other.

Guess who won? Put it this way she phoned me up to see if we could give it another shot. I told her to get stuffed.

I wonder what she's doing now?